A memo

Dear cocksuckers:
I’m so fucking sick and tired of this right now, I could vomit. I can handle email from people who are ignorant. I can handle email from people who are smug. But email from people who are both at the same time crawls right up my ass. So just fucking cut it out.
Yes, the Vice President of the United States — whom you will fucking refer to with the tiny sliver of respect basic human civility demands, you barn-raised buffoons — used to work for a company called Halliburton. Yes, when he left Halliburton he took what’s called “deferred compensation.” That means he gets checks in the mail from Halliburton every year.
But he is not on the Halliburton payroll. He is not an employee of Halliburton. He does not own any interest in Halliburton. He does not profit if Halliburton profits, and he does not stand to lose if Halliburton does poorly. In fact, his entire compensation package is ensured. If Halliburton goes tits-up tomorrow, the Vice President will get every cent he’s due and not one penny more.
If you want to be a superior son of a bitch, fine. Knock yourself out. But take the three fucking seconds necessary to learn even the most basic facts about what you’re talking about first. And if you want to be an ignorant motherfucker, nobody’s going to stop you. It is, to your never-ending amazement, still a free country. But at least have the basic humility to recognize that you don’t know shit, that you got all your information about the world from the Daily Kos, that you wouldn’t recognize a share of Halliburton common stock if I shoved it up your pucker, and that you’re easily the most worthless human being to ever walk the face of the Earth, you goat-smelling son of a whore.

Sincerely,
My boot up your ass!