You know what’d be cool right now? Blogging.

I should be blogging today, I really should. I’ve got a great excuse why I’m not, but I’m not gonna tell you what it is, Internet, because it’s none of your beeswax. How you like that, Internet? Huh? Huh? The girl who lives a life of perfect transparency has a secret or two after all. How you like me now?
Okay, I’ll quit taunting you with my secret. But anyway, I’ve got this thing going on, and it’s distracting me. Makes it tough for me to concentrate. So any blogging that happens today is gonna be purely coincidental.
And thanks for asking, but no, it’s nothing bad. It’s just the opposite. What’s the opposite of bad again? That word I hardly ever use? Oh, right. Good. It’s good, Internet. It’s six kinds of good with hot good sauce and whipped good and a cherry right on the very tip-top.
Neener-neener, I have a secret.
Oh, right. Stop with the taunting. Sorry, Internet. I know you’re sensitive about that kind of thing.
[snicker]