Saturday night as I head for Sue Ellen's (my fucking favorite place in this whole wide world!) I run into, none other than, Jade. Yes, Jade and her best friend Jennifer (not Jen by the way). I keep hanging with Jade. Then this girl, Angeline, that I happened to meet the same night that I met "Crazy Australian" is there and we proceed to bash "Crazy Australian" and all her psycho schemes while dancing to the music.
By the end of the night I had my ass grabbed by "poopy pants older woman"...who by the way, did NOT have poopy pants this night...and yes, she is damn fine...I still can't get over the fact she crapped her pants the night we met, though!
So, back to Jade...who was ditched by her best friend and her best friend's boyfriend while in terrible shape...attempts to drive her truck. I have her take me to my car, and then she passes out in her truck in the parking lot.
So I drag her into my car and take her home. Then call Joel up to take me to her truck so I can drive it to Jade's place. When I get into her truck, I notice bag full of beer cans that half are empty and other half still have beer.
Things become evident that Jade is an alcoholic and now I'm not so angry at her anymore.
But still, I'm officially a douche bag and retarded.
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